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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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