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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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