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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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