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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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