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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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