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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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