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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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