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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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