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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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