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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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