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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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