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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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