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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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