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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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