Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.