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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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