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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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