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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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