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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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