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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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