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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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