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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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