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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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