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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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