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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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