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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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