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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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