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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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