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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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