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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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