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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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