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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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