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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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