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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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