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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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