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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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