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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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