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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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