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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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