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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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