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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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