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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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