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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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