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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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