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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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