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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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