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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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