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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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