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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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