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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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