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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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