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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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