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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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