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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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