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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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