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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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