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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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