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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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