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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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