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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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