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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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