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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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