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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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